after countless mornings of torture at the hands of the megaphone gypsies that cruise my neighborhood daily,
have finally managed to capture them on camera
as photo evidence to
relay to you, my friends and family back home and abroad, common occurences in thessaloniki life
prove that am not insane.
there it is
speeding off into the sunrise
after waking everyone in its path of acoustic destruction.
note the parking job of the white van.
and now, a close up:
megaphone is literally strapped to the hood of gypsy vehicle.
and what is all that crap in the back??
hate these people.
so very, very much.
honestly fight urge every monring that it is heard to leap from apartment balcony,
land on roof of car,
and rip out larynx of driver.
in other news:
walked over to the dreaded high school/middle school side of my university.
was in search of the atm machine allegedly located on campus.
some little 13 year old bastards walked by.
me: [in greek] hi, can you tell me where the atm machine is?
was somewhat unexpected.
13 year old bastard: [points to his crotch] i got what you need right here, baby!
then ran away with his friends, laughing.
stunned into silence.
would have liked to have said
WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME AND PRACTICE YOUR ABC'S.
OR CLEAN YOUR ROOM OR SOMETHING.
god, i hate kids.
if that wasn't birth control right there,
then honestly don't know what is.